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allofmyquadrants:

piece a’ piss by psychohog

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

purplefloweronmydesk:

trekvengers!

i was totally inspired by batwynn’s frostiron art with tony in redshirt, so now that i’m into star trek fandom and has some knowledge about it, i decided to make this. don’t worry loki, tony as chief engineer won’t be in danger. in fact, he won’t be able to get off the ship for away missions/shore leaves. the worst he can get probably will be transporter malfunction in which he’ll get cloned by accident oops

steve is totally the captain of the ship (which is still unnamed… i can’t decide a name).

thor and loki are aliens from asgard, one of the federation planets. they are sent to earth and enlist in starfleet to study human’s behavior and to strengthen the federation’s starfleet by research.

thor is totally a first officer. he’s the only one aside from the captain who has the ability to command when the captain becomes unavailable (injured, sick, caputred, etc).

loki was adopted from a planet called jotunheim, which was asgard’s enemy. the problem between the federation and jotunheim is settled later on. he’s one scary chief science officer who doesn’t tolerate recklessness of his subordinates. if he orders you to wear airtight suit, you damn well wear it until he orders you to strip off.

tony is friend of admiral potts and captain rhodes from another ship. actually, tony was offered the admiral rank by the admiralty but he refused because he didn’t want to leave his baby (aka the ship) and peter, his protégé.

coulson is totally the only security redshirt who lives longer than his peers. as the head security, though, he trains the security redshirts mercilessly so that the number of their deaths in away missions decreases quite significantly. also, coulson is an old friend of fleet admiral fury.

actually i was considering to put coulson as chief communication officer while nat as head security. imagine coulson speaking the shipwide announcement, though… he will carry the captain’s order word to word and possibly threaten the crews to obey the command without actually speaking the word.

but yeah. i think coulson is best suited as head security because he totally has more experience? idk. give me your insight?

anyway jarvis as navigator/ship’s AI is purely inspired from data. if the NCC-1701-D can has an android, why not this ship? XD

give me your headcanons? :3

Coulson’s a red shirt…..

thespacegoat:

talktothemustache:

thespacegoat:

nowthatsashocker:

thespacegoat:

this is my favorite photo of john green <333

this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green

I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong

also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot

Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.

The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer

thespacegoat:

talktothemustache:

thespacegoat:

nowthatsashocker:

thespacegoat:

this is my favorite photo of john green <333

this is Steve Buscemi on an episode of 30 Rock… not John Green

I don’t mean to embarrass you but you’re totally completely wrong

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also, there is absolutely no show by the name “30 Rock” since it’s illegal for television shows in America to begin with numbers I can’t believe you didn’t know that lmao idiot

Hmm really? There’s 8 Simple Rules (for dating my teenage daughter) and 90210.

The writers for 8 Simple Rules got arrested and they’re currently in jail for even attempting to give a show that title and the creator of 90210 got deported and is on the FBI’s most wanted list for creating a show entirely with numbers how do you not know THAT lmao you are way too stupid to be on a computer

hotsexycactus:

…and he makes more love.

disney crossover: enchanted x tangled x frozen

>:3

mommacita:

“Buying books is immensely comforting. Maybe I won’t read them immediately, but they make me feel so much better whenever I’m sad and blue. Just their presence, it’s like having more to look forward to.”
—  Unknown

mommacita:

Buying books is immensely comforting. Maybe I won’t read them immediately, but they make me feel so much better whenever I’m sad and blue. Just their presence, it’s like having more to look forward to.

—  Unknown

Disney + sacrifices

"A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart."

deermary:

The Maned Wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus) isn’t actually a wolf, (or a fox, wolf, coyote, dog or jackal) but rather a distant canid, close to foxes. Its believed that its the only survivor of the late Pleistocene extinction. It is found in the grass lands of South America.

expondiate:

aparticularjane:

he is laughing!

this is actually so beautiful.

kingjaffejoffer:

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT 

I know my shit is quality

acidrainin:

fuzzykitty01:

agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

banish-the-muggles:

dragimal:

mistletease:

makeshipsnotwar:

eyeslikedust:

thefandomedson:

mage-thing-of-breath:

lodeman:

fairythoughtless:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

no you guys dont understand RAPUNZEL IS GERMAN FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF LETTUCE

I WOULD BE SAD IF PEOPLE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS A TYPE OF LETTUCE BECAUSE THE STORY OF RAPUNZEL SHE IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER LETTUCE.

no her name means never give up

NONONONOOOO!!!!!!!! IN THE ORIGINAL STORY RAPUNZEL’S MOM GETS CRAVINGS!!! WHEN SHE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW, SHE SEES SOME RAPUNZEL, AND IS  LIKE “iF I DONT HAVE SO OF THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, I WILL CHOKE SOMEONE!” WELL, OF COURSE THE FUCKING GARDEN BELONGS TO A WITCH, BECAUSE NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT THE BEGINNING OF A FAIRYTALE! sO, HER HUBBY SNEAKS OVER, AND GETS HER SOME.THEN, HE GETS CAUGHT, AND IN PUNISHMENT, HE HAS TO GIVE UP HIS BABY WHEN SHE’S BORN. sO THE WITCH LOCKS HER IN A TOWER, AND NAMES HER RAPUNZEL AFTER THE FUCKING LETTUCE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU GET THE IDEA THAT HER NAME MEANS NEVER GIVE UP, BUT IT’S WRONG . FUCKITY BYE!

IT MEANS NE\/ER GI\/E UP.

Well her mother never did give up on that fucking lettuce did she

I WATCHED A CARTOON OF RAPUNZEL WHEN I WAS REALLY SMALL AND I’M 98% SURE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH LETTUCE

buT GUYS

what just happened

thighabetic:

freshest-tittymilk:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

It’s so much better than you expect it to be.

just gonna leave this here