May 2013
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alphaidiot:
you-arethe-onlyexception:
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shrlockholmes:
au in which I become the doctors companion and liveblog everything to tumblr
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themustachedwaffle:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
hi-john-im-alive:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
ust
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
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operameister:
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
agentgreenfishy:
poselikeateam:
fuck-i-just:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball...
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hunter-and-angel:
hunter-and-angel:
SO SOMEONE I DONT KNOW TEXTED ME AND
NO AND THEN
AND THEN
HELP ME I DONT KNOW WHO THIS IS AND I LOVE THEM
can i marry you seriously
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cmcross:
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tentongoldfish:
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karkat-kirkland:
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MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME
ITS MIDNIGHT
HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY
UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK
UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN
UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT...
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straystuff:
Archangels are fierce
They’re absolute
Heaven’s most terrifying weapon
And then there’s Gabriel:
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April 2013
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jazuthewasianprincess:
olgg:
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and...
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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
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longlivetheboyking:
hiddley:
#THE LONGER...
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accio-superwhomerlockid:
theroachsalad:
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Message me a body part.
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Do you ever wear heels just for the hell of it?
Toes: Do you like country music?
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best-of-funny:
darkpancakelord:
deckster:
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
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